Now I am adding this random 5th post to the mix. It is getting all cray cray around here, right. Jump all the way back and then all the way front! Where the plaid pants, get your 80s shades, glitch it like Max Headroom, yo.
That whole paragraph is quite scary. But these things happen on the internet all the time and I am not ashamed of who I am. And all of you need to STOP! PICKING! ON! BRITTNEY!!
OK, I am better now. Truly. But I just needed to get that all out of my system before I turn this into a professional blog. Said nobody good at social media ever. Screw that! This is as professional as it gets. I might even resort to “colorful metaphor” and hit on socially touchy subjects. Oh my!
Time for a picture…